Reason #10

Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

Reason #9

You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

Reason #8

Your hairdresser doesn't have to give you a sanitary trim.

Reason #7

Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

Reason #6

Your hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.

Reason #5

You sit still for your hairdresser so it all goes quicker.

Reason #4

Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

Reason #3

Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.

Reason #2

You don't bite, scratch or resist your hairdresser.

Reason #1

The likelihood of you pooping or peeing on your hairdresser is pretty slim!